Break Up A Relationship Service

Did your ex swoop up the next victim so fast it made you want to puke?

Do you have a friend who's in a relationship with an asshole?

Is your dad dating a bimbo?

Would it make your day to see their relationship go up in flames?

Let us take care of it so you don't get burned in the process. The best part is they will never know you had anything to do with it. (No one else will know either!)

Updated January 3, 2008


description of breakup service

This is a real service! It's purpose is to end a realationship between any specified couple.

We will drive a wedge between the targeted couple by continuously creating an atmosphere of suspicion and doubt. We'll cause their trust in each other to dissolve slowly over a period of time using subtle techniques and a vast array of methods. The subtle clues they've been noticing will become more apparent and undeniable to both parties involved. Soon, any trust they had in each other will be completely gone. At this point it doesn't take much to deliver the final blow that will cause most couples to split!

Using this service can give you the satisfaction of seeing their relationship in turmoil without your personal involvement in the mix. The couple will not suspect you had anything to do with their new and escalating problems. If having a relationship with one of them is your motivation for breaking them up then this service can obviously help preserve that possibility as well.

detailed description

We begin work on your case by developing a plan of action that's based around the targeted couple's current relationship situation and dynamics. Some of the more common factors used in creating this plan of action are: existing infidelity suspicions or the vulnerability for either person to develop such a suspicion, existing extended family issues, money issues, and outsiders (friends, co-workers) with negative impacts on the couple's relationship. These are the most common issues that help us develop a plan for how we proceed.

If there are other known issues facing the couple we can develop a plan for those as well. If you are not aware of any issues facing them then we can work with what you know about their personalities. You can get our opinion on your specific situation by sending us an inquiry.

We will update you periodically on the progression of your case the entire time we are working for you. These updates may include different files such as voicemails, emails and other documents that we obtain in order to give you a feel of what's going on.

If you see the couple or have contact with them you will most likely start seeing signs of our breakup service coming into play soon after hiring us. Depending on the circumstanses of your case these signs can become evident anywhere from two weeks to a month.

By using this service you can expect one of the following results: a breakup of the relationship, or if breaking up was not an option for the couple involved they will be stuck in marital hell! Most couples do eventually split but there are always the ones who stay because of money or family (or other reasons) and they will stay no matter what. That particular type of couple will most likely be the unhappiest for the longest as a result of using this service. Achieving either of these results can take as little as a month or as long as a year depending on the stability already in place in their relationship. We will continue to work towards breaking them up for as long as a year if our efforts don't produce a breakup sooner.

how the heck do we do this?

You've got to be pretty crafty (and a little dark) to get between a loving couple and successfully rip them apart. Creativity, dedication and a unique understanding of relationship dynamics puts us in a unique place to carry out this service.


The right resources and tools are critical as well.

Some of the communication tools we use:
telephone calls / voice mail messages / emails / postal letters / faxes / SMS / chat rooms / forums / MySpace / Facebook / dating sites / search engine discoveries (planted by us) / through the grapevine (communication directed to family, friends, etc) /


Some of the resources we have:
private phone numbers w/voicemail in any area code / ability to leave voicemail without ringing a cell phone / displayed caller ID number changes (spoofing or faking the displayed incoming number) / professional quality image editing or re-creating / audio (voice) remixing, rearranging, recording / social web site profiles / dating site profiles / online anonyminity resources / postal re-mailing from any zip code /


Every situation is unique and we've come up with a lot of creative ways to work on our clients cases over the three years doing this.

Information we will need from you

We will need information about the couple in order to provide this service for you. The more information you can provide the easier it will be for us to determine a plan of action. We've listed the most useful types of information below.

Basic Information About The Couple:

  • Their names and nicknames
  • Cell phone numbers
  • Home phone numbers
  • Home addresses
  • Email addresses
  • Type of employment
  • Names of employers
  • Hours of work

Information About Their Relationship:

  • How long have they been together
  • Are they dating, living together or married
  • Does their relationship seem secure and stable right now
  • If its not secure do they fight or argue openly
  • Are their any current/past issues straining their relationship right now

Information About Each Person Individually:

  • Have they been caught in a past affair
  • Did they have a past affair that was never discovered
  • Do they suspect the other person of any current infidelity
  • Do you consider them to be committed to this relationship or
    determined to make it work no matter what?
  • What do they value most about the other person
  • What major complaints do they have about the other person
  • Are there other factors keeping this person in the relationship
    (Money, Children, Housing, Drugs, Sex, Co-Dependency, etc.)
  • Do you know where they draw the line in this relationship
    (what are they willing to put up with)
    (What would make them say "F*** THIS!" and leave for good)

Additional Sources Of Information:

  • Do you have any current photos of the people involved
  • If not current, do you have any from the past
  • Do you have any old voicemail messages from either person (preferably on a cell phone's system)
  • Do you have any other types of files or media that could be useful

guarantees

By using this service you can expect one of the following results: a breakup of the relationship, or if breaking up was not an option for the couple involved they will be stuck in marital hell! Most couples do eventually split but there are always the ones who stay because of money or family (or other reasons) and they will stay no matter what. That particular type of couple will most likely be the unhappiest for the longest as a result of this service, making it a better revenge than an actual breakup. Achieving either of these results can take as little as a month or as long as a year depending on the stability already in place in their relationship.

There are no refunds or money back guarantees due to the nature of this service. We will make an exception to this policy only when we determine an inability on our side to begin work on your case.

word of caution

You will have to act consistently around this couple while we work on your case. This means if you usually have no contact with them don't contact them now. If you see them regularly, keep seeing them as you did before hiring us. Don't act in an unusual manner around the couple after we start working for you. This is to make sure they don't suspect you of trying to mess with them (this is especially true if they have ever blamed you for incidents in the past or if you have tried to interfere with them in the past).

If the couple starts to suspect that you had anything to do with our work they will blame everything we do on you and might even become closer because of it, either way it makes it very hard for us to be effective! For this reason as well as other reasons we cannot tell you everything we do or what we're planning next, you'll have to trust us and look for the results instead. Give us time to wear them down and you will start to see things fall apart around them.

your privacy

Maintaining your privacy is crucial to us being successful. We will gaurd your privacy in every aspect and always as a first priority. If you want to remain completely anonymous, even to us, we have a payment option that will allow you to hire us without identifying yourself (see below). Also, no one will ever know that a service has been used. We do not actively market this service and will not do so in the future. The only way people can find this breakup a couple service is by searching for specific phrases in search engines or from the one link we have in a special section on our main web site.

prices & payment methods

We are serious about the services we offer so please don't take them lightly! Make sure that you've thought this out before you hire us, there is no going back once we start!

The price of this service is $500 USD
This is a one time fee that covers everything involved start to finish.

Anonymous Payment: To pay for this service without identifying yourself to us you can send a blank money order. This method ensures your complete anonymitity because when purchasing a money order you do not use any identification, you just pay cash. No paper trails, no invoices, no credit card statements - nothing. You can send this to us without a return address and without signing it. You can also contact us and maintain contact with us by setting up a new email account with Yahoo, Gmail or for even more privacy use HushMail. If you are ready to purchase by money order then use this email link to get our mailing information.

Pay Online By Credit Card: To pay online and get started faster please register for an account with our payment processor using this link to Ether.com

Alternative Option: You can also send cash to purchase this service without identifying yourself to us. If you choose this option we strongly recommend that you conceal the cash extremely well within the envelope. You can contact us and maintain contact with us by setting up a new email account with Yahoo, Gmail or for even more privacy use HushMail. If you do not want any further communications with us because your situation does not allow it or for whatever reasons you have then you must send information about the couple either inside the same envelope as your payment or sent seperately in an additional envelope at around the same time payment is sent. If you are ready to purchase by cash then use this email link to get our mailing information.

contact us

If you would like to contact us with questions or concerns about this service we will get back to you quickly and as always your privacy will be protected.